As Beyoncé says, she was hatched way back in 2007. It’s a long time ago for a turkey- She may be small but it’s not because she’s a baby. She’s already seen two Christmases. Me? I’m only 8 months old. This will be my first one- if I make it of course. They tell me turkeys get a little fluff of feather on their chest when they get to 9 months, but I may never get one. That’s just the way things go I suppose.

This is me only 5 months ago.

I have my stocking ready, I suppose I’ll give it to Beyoncé if I don’t make it through.